Hi. I'm Michelle.
That is all.

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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54 minutes ago

acciohealthylifestyleeeee:

I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.  

(Source: delightful-stateofmind, via in-need-of-cuddles)

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1 hour ago

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

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1 hour ago

officialfrenchtoast:

"wow you didn’t know that?"

Yeah I didn’t thats why I asked bitch

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4 hours ago